Ungab Productions!

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I'm thinking of starting a podcast or three and this is my first test at a podcast with format.
Commentary: Phillip J Rhoades
Music: Kevin Mcleod

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Everyone wants to know why I make and play with puppets. Well, here's the story. :) Let me know what you think. :)

1:36 minutes (1.47 MB)

Shakespeare's Sonnet 130 as recited by Phillip J Rhoades

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask'd, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.

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In this episode I talk about: Bernie Ward, Barrack Obama, the Martin Luther King "I Have a Dream Speech", McCain's VP, and Jesse Palmer breaking up with Jessica Bowlin. Trendy News just for you. :)

Some links you can use for more info:
Obama's Upcoming Speech
A fuller article on the Bernie Ward Arrest
The I have a Dream Speech in Full
McCain's VP
Jesse Palmer

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This time I don't speak. This is a tune I created called "Sad Moment"

I've decided to license it under the Creative Commons Attribution license.

Sad Moment by Phillip J Rhoades is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 United States License.

2:15 minutes (1.04 MB)

A track made on Hydrogen with a sample of one of my poetry readings. Download below. The flash player says the sample rate is too high.

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2:55 minutes (2.67 MB)

An original piece of Music by Phillip J Rhoades. Very spooky.

Voice: Phillip J Rhoades http://www.ungab.com
Music Composition: Phillip J Rhoades http://www.philliprhoades.com
Sound Samples Royalty Free: Atom Splitter Audio http://www.atomsplitteraudio.com

Put together with Hydrogen, Audacity, and no small amount of gumption. ;)

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An original song by Phillip J Rhoades

"The World Decays"

The World Decays by Phillip J Rhoades is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.

1:44 minutes (1.6 MB)

An original piece of music by Phillip J Rhoades

"Major Sad"

Made in lmms! http://lmms.sourceforge.net

Major Sad by Phillip J Rhoades is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.

7:32 minutes (6.9 MB)

Crazy Marionette An original byt Phillip J Rhoades.

Created with LMMS http://lmms.sourceforge.net/ using samples in LMMS and samples from Hydrogen http://www.hydrogen-music.org/

Other random bits and mods in Audacity http://audacity.sourceforge.net/

Crazy Marionette by Phillip J Rhaodes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.

1:53 minutes (1.73 MB)

Clockwork Man in a Clockwork World by Phillip J Rhoades

Created with LMMS http://lmms.sourceforge.net/ using samples in LMMS and samples from Hydrogen http://www.hydrogen-music.org/

Other random bits and mods in Audacity http://audacity.sourceforge.net/

Clockwork Man in a Clockwork World by Phillip J Rhaodes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.

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"Kick it Now" by Phillip J Rhoades

Kick It Now by Phillip J Rhoades is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.

5:37 minutes (5.15 MB)

"Disquieting Halls" by Phillip J Rhoades

Disquieting Halls by Phillip J Rhoades is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.

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My first attempt at a jingle for the company I work at. :)

http://www.abrahamharrison.com

Abraham Harrison Jingle by Phillip J Rhoades is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.

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Slow Beat by Phillip J Rhoades

Slow Beat by Phillip J Rhoades is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.

1:36 minutes (1.47 MB)

No More Her by Phillip Rhoades

No More Her by Phillip J Rhoades is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.

2:30 minutes (2.29 MB)

Tribal Fantastic by Phillip J Rhoades

Tribal Fantastic by Phillip J Rhoades is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.

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My Battle Cry By Phillip J Rhoades

Play along! PDF with Score and Tabs

My Battle Cry by Phillip J Rhoades is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.

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Once Upon A Love, By Phillip J Rhoades

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Phillip J Rhoades singing "You Will Forget Who I Am"

Lyrics http://www.ungab.com/content/forget-who-i-am-phillip-j-rhoades

1:06 minutes (1.01 MB)

Biodegradable Love By Phillip J Rhoades

It's a 100% biodegradable ring just like my love.

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1:48 minutes (845.06 KB)

A song about what women who ask what you do for a living as the very first question really are. (Made for Humor)

1:28 minutes (1.35 MB)

One dream forgotten by Phillip J Rhoades

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It's Not Going To Be Pretty Take 2, audio only. Slightly Different lyrics from the video, cool sound mods. :)

(remember it's a joke folks)

The video would be here: http://www.ungab.com/content/its-not-going-be-pretty-song-take-one-video

1:34 minutes (1.44 MB)

The Social Media Blues

Sometimes that face on Facebook is a lie. . . ;)

Check out the original video here: http://www.ungab.com/content/social-media-blues-phillip-j-rhoades

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I just purchased a Zoom H2 today and decided to make a podcast on the go. :)

I drive down random roads, visit the Circle K and Lexington Green park. Drive by Scooters Ice Cream shop, Scotts Mill park, Landmark Gas Station, and a few other things.

Follow me along on my journey, and thank you for listening.

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I decided to finally sit down and watch "Twilight" to see what all the fuss is about. This is my reaction as I watch it. Spoken into my H2 over the course of the movie. Overall it was pretty okay, but not really the best movie ever. 3.5 out or 5. It does make me want to take a look at the books.

(Need to get the levels a little better next time. Ah well)

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Thoughts of my first love. . .

1:34 minutes (1.44 MB)

I Walk The Hall Alone by Phillip J Rhoades. Recorded on an H2 Zoom, played on a Yamaha PSR-48 with the Landscape Voice (#77). Encoded in Audacity, and tags edited with Easytag.

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Susie Are You Insane By Phillip J Rhoades

(lyrics)

Susie are you insane?
Susie are you mad?
Susie are you crazy?
Susie are you sad?

Pace around your room now
Looking everywhere
Eyes are only mirrors
Drowning in despair

You're hiding from the sun
Darkness as a cloak
Wrapped around a body
Bent so hard it broke

Susie are you insane?
Susie are you mad?
Susie are you crazy?
Susie are you sad?

Wonder if they'll hear you
Speaking to the air
Wonder if they'll listen
Though there's no one there

Throw yourself to the floor
Scream into the boards
Drunk on filthy tears
These are your rewards

Susie are you insane?
Susie are you mad?
Susie are you crazy?
Susie are you sad?

Don't worry now it's clear
Don't worry now our dear
We'll put an end to pain
We'll put an end to fear

Just take this pretty pill
Then drink this nasty swill
And slip into a dream
Let warmth replace the chill

Susie you are insane?
Susie you are mad?
Susie you are crazy?
Susie you are sad?

Susie you are gone. . .

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1:50 minutes (1.68 MB)

Long Slow Days Without you an instrumental by Phillip J Rhoades created in LMMS, audacity, and hydrogen

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Because Bob Ross rocks! Even after death. Rest well, Bob!

http://www.bobross.com/

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Get your emo brand Razor today!

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1:40 minutes (1.52 MB)

A dark bit of techno

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Baby Come Back

Me on vocals and Hohner Old Standby harmonica in G.

Me on LMMS for drums and bass.

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In honor of the Halloween season I bring you "Dreaming Haunt" created by Phillip J Rhoades in LMMS on Ubuntu Linux

http://philliprhoades.com
http://lmms.sourceforge.net
http://ubuntu.com

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Check out the Original Article on Marketing Conversation

http://marketingconversation.com/2009/11/05/google-wave-a-lot-of-hype-over-nothing-new/

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Quickimentary, you won't learn much but you'll learn it fast. Today, Winter Olympics.

The Winter Olympics or Winter Olympic Games are a major international multi-sport event held every four years in which thousands of athletes participate in order to foster cooperation and friendship between the nations of the world while also celebrating athleticism.

The first Winter Olympic Games were held in Chamonix, France in 1924, 28 years after the first Summer Olympic Games (originally called the Games of the I Olympiad) in 1896. Before that, figure skating and ice hockey were part of the Summer Olympics.

The 1940 Winter Olympics were to have taken place in Sapporo, Japan, but were canceled due to the Japanese invasion of China. The 1944 Winter And Summer Olympics were canceled due to the 1938 invasion of Poland by Germany.

In 1956 the Winter Olympics being held in Cortina d'Ampezzo, Italy were the first Winter Olympic Games to ever be broadcast on television even though no television rights were sold until the 1960 Summer Olympics in Rome.

The 2010 Winter Olympic Games were held in Vancouver, Canada. A city with 2.5 million citizens, Vancouver is the largest metropolitan area ever to host the Winter Olympics. The 2014 Winter Olympics are to be held in Sochi, Russia.

The winter Olympics have spanned nearly 9 decades, bringing together many nations to compete in sporting events like cross-country skiing, figure skating, ice hockey, ski jumping, speed skating, the luge, and freestyle skiing. All to foster friendship and competition in athleticism.

Quickimentary, you didn't learn much, but you learned it fast.

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How many hos must a man knock down,
before you can call him a pimp?
How many johns must a white bitch blow
before those dicks just stay limp?
And how many times must a juggled ball blow
before it swells like a blimp?

The answer my dogs is it never ends,
the answer is it never ends.

(this is a spoof of a song (Blowin' In The Wind) and only a partial spoof for fun and giggles)

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Complete and total badassery

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This is comedy. For fun and giggles. If you lack a sense of humor. . . too bad for you. ;)

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Hard Night by Phillip J Rhoades

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Space is Heaven made in lmms