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I've come to buy Christmas today

I've come to buy Christmas today
Could you tell me which aisle it's in?
Do I need to go this or that way?
Or perhaps it's here in this bin?

I've come to buy Christmas today
My children must have every bit
Now hurry and show me the way
To your biggest holiday kit

What do you mean
I can't buy it here?
Your ad clearly says,
"Christmas sale
biggest this year!"

I've come to buy Christmas today
Now run and fetch it my friend
And I'll put this big gun away
Then all of our problems will end

I've come to buy Christmas today
And I won't leave without it

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I've Come to Buy Christmas by Phillip J Rhoades is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 United States License.


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This is fantastic!

This is fantastic! I love the whole thing. :)

  • By Alice O'Mally (not verified) at 12/07/2008 - 17:06
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Thanks, I'm really glad that

Thanks, I'm really glad that people are reading and enjoying it. :)

:)

Glad you told me about this it put a smile on my face.

Hoorah! Glad you enjoyed

Hoorah! Glad you enjoyed it. :)

Twitter Friend - thanks for the invite

Your site is wonderful and what we need in this time. Our people are forgetting to laugh at themselves. I would love to list you on my DIY SITE(do-it-yourself).

I'd appreciate the link.

I'd appreciate the link. Thanks. :)