Abbiejane Swogger

Yet another female teacher has been having sex with her students, or at the very least renting a motel room where the students had drugs, alcohol, and sex with each other.

"charges are pending on allegations of her renting a hotel room where the police found beer, marijuana, an open condom wrapper and at least four teenage girls and boys" --Bad Bad Teacher

Despite the fact that there were condoms, joints, beer cans, etcetera, Swogger claims that none of the students did anything illegal.

"Swogger, a former exotic dancer, confirmed that seven people stayed in the hotel room, including four teens, but insists that none of the minors did anything illegal." --KDKA

And she says they just happened to show up. . .

"Ms. Swogger denies she drove the teenagers to the hotel, saying she rented the room with two female friends in their early 20s and was drinking beer there with them so her sons, ages 12 and 15, wouldn't see her drinking at home. The underage girls and boys, she said, showed up later that evening and refused to leave even after she told them they couldn't stay." --Dumbass Daily

Wow. . . None of my teachers were exotic dancers with access to drugs and willing to have sex in motel rooms. . .