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10. "What you eat, the baby eats. What you listen to, the baby listens to." --Kate

09. "You pay the bills, she have the baby, that called a baby mama." --Oscar

08. "Is that chocolate or poop," licks it, "it's chocolate." -- Caroline

07. "If you listen to DMX, the baby comes out goin 'Ennngghhh!'" --Oscar

06. "It costs more to have someone born than to have someone killed." --Kate

05. "With a little luck I could be pregnant right now. . . I said too much for a first date, didn't I?" --Kate

04. "I just don't like your uterus." --Doctor

03. "There's somethin' wrong with your toilet." --Angie (squatting over bathroom sink)

02. "Can I just spray a little pam down in that area before the baby comes out?" --Angie

01. "Its like shitting a knife!" --Angie

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