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Forgetting Sarah Marshall Quotes - Top 10

For those of you looking here are 10 of the best quotes from "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

  • 10. "When life hands you lemons, fuck the lemons and bail." - Kunu (Chuck)
  • 09. "I need to B my L on someone's T's." - Peter
  • 08. "Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather." Kunu (Chuck) singing
  • 07. "God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No!" - Darald
  • 06. "Oh ok, I'll just go fuck myself then." - Matthew
  • 05. "Die! I Can’t." - David singing a Dracula rock song
  • 04. "It's the Luao" - Liz (Step Brother's Wife)
  • 03. "When they mix the sexuality and the violence, I like it" - Darald
  • 02. "I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life" - Aldous
  • 01. "my penis doesn't want to be around you" - Peter

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Thanks,

--Phillip

it was useful, ty very much

it was useful, ty very much

Your welcome. I'm glad it

Your welcome. I'm glad it helped out. :)

"I was gonna listen to that,

"I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life"

best quote.

lol ;)

lol ;)

His brother-in-law's wife

His brother-in-law's wife would be his sister....

Yeah. . . it was kind of a

Yeah. . . it was kind of a little tongue in cheek joke. . .

forgetting sarah

I believe his name is Peter, not David. Just FYI :)

{smack head} Thanks. :)

{smack head} Thanks. :)

His brother-in-law's wife

It's actually his step-brother's wife..

Ah, thank you.

Ah, thank you.

and her name is liz

and her name is liz

Thanks, I couldn't remember.

Thanks, I couldn't remember.

Quotes

I dunno, I think the "sodomize intolerance" sign from the music video should be in the top 10...or at least be #11...

Funniest quote

You have christ between your legs... only with a shorter beard

good quote

"Look at my limo driver, im going to fuck her"

"take my eyes but not the

"take my eyes but not the shirt"...... or something like that.. LOL

that one quote......

where peter is talking to his brother and the brother says something like..."You know what else is interesting?..me! ...on the moon!"....and the pic of the moon pops up behind him...is that quote right?

whats the quote from aldous snow?

iv been trying to find the quote where he says something like...."im looking for my shoe, its like this one, except different. its like the evil twin but not really because its a shoe."

Oh yeah, it's one of the

Oh yeah, it's one of the first things he says. . . what was it exactly again? Anyone?

when sarah and aldous are

when sarah and aldous are laying in bed:
"i'm aldous snow. bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit"
[in a british accent]

Yeah, that's a really good

Yeah, that's a really good one too. :)

I dont get

# 9 lol please explainh

B = Blow L = Load T = Tits

B = Blow
L = Load
T = Tits

quote

there is a comment right at the end when sarah wants peter back and he can't get "hard" and he says something like, "You broke my heart into a million pieces and my cock just doesn't like you anymore" something like that. Could you please correct me if I'm wrong. LOL :)

You made an oopsie :D

yeaaa. I just got back from seeing...like 20 minutes ago lol.

You put: "my penis doesn't want to be around you"
It's actually: "maybe my cock doesn't wanna be around you anymore!"

hehe.

fucking rad movie.

I've seen this film 3 times

I've seen this film 3 times already and I laugh my head off each time!
"Fuck my arse!" When the coral is taken out of alduos snow's leg.
"You sound like ur from london!" (Kunu in a british accent)
"Come on peter! I can see ur vagina from down here! I can see ur hoo haaa! Mila kunis' character. (Forgot her name)
"Bloody horrible film! Premise: what would happen if ur mobile phone tried to kill you..."Alduos snow
"I hate ur music" sarah marshall
"Well I fucked the housekeeper last week"alduos
"How u served under her 5 years I don't know. U deserve a medal or a holiday or a cuddle" aldous

HELP :)

theres a quote and i totally forget how it goes but im pretty sure its near the end, peter says it. its something like .. the moment you think love is overrated, you're wrong.. or soemthing like that

Sarah Marshall: You never

Sarah Marshall: You never told me you were going on an 18 month tour!

Alduos Snow: Well I never told you that I have genital herpes either because I haven't had an outbreak.

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Peter: It looks like your new boyfriend has shared needles with alot of people. Thanks for fucking him after me.

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Surfing Instructor: I see pain behind your eyes. There's only one cure for pain like that.
Peter Bretter: What?
Surfing Instructor: Weed. Ya got any?
Peter Bretter: No.
Surfing Instructor: Well then let's just go surfing!

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