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Harold And Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay - Top 10 Quotes

10. "Please, you're barely even brown." --Kumar

09. "Zip it Hello Kitty." --Ron Fox

08. "I'm starting the bottomless trend." --Raza Syed

07. "Had I known that the monkey had AIDS I never would have done that." --Kumar

06. "This is gonna be exactly like eurotrip, except it's not gonna suck." --Kumar

05. "You're gonna jam out with your clam out." --Neil Patrick Harris

04. "Welcome to Guantanamo bay, you boys like to spoon?" --prisoner

03. "He's not a terrorist, he's just. . . he's just an idiot." --Harold

02. "This is bigger than I thought. North Korea and Al quida working together." --Ron Fox

01. "Uuuurrrpppp" --Neil Patrick Harris

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8th

number 8 quote is Raza Syed

  • By Anonymous (not verified) at 05/01/2008 - 19:41
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Thank you so much. :)

Thank you so much. :)

"im going to go get my f**k

"im going to go get my f**k on!"-Neil Patrick Harris

  • By Anonymous (not verified) at 05/03/2008 - 00:16
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kumar's quote?..

what is the exact words kumar said to vanessa during her wedding..the exact words of his poem?..please post..tia ^^

  • By Anonymous (not verified) at 05/06/2008 - 09:12
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Hmmm. .. I'll have to watch

Hmmm. .. I'll have to watch the movie again and take notes.

Anyone else have it down already?

Im goin to help all u guys

Im goin to help all u guys out

I now present to you...
Square Root of Three

I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three
The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine
For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic
I know I’ll never see the sun,
as 1.7321
Such is my reality,
a sad irrationality
When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three
As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer
We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands
Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

  • By Anonymous (not verified) at 05/06/2008 - 20:55
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Thanks!

Thanks!

another quote

"Fuck you doughnuts are awesome, They're Delicous!"

  • By katelyn (not verified) at 09/14/2008 - 12:58
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Sorry about that boys, i was

Sorry about that boys, i was in the zone.

when the hunter shoots the deer...CLASSIC!

  • By Anonymous (not verified) at 09/15/2008 - 13:19
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Guantanamo bay jail, big bob quotes:

Kumar: "... are all the guards at Guantanamo Bay gay?" Big Bob: "Fuck no! ain't nothin gay about getting your dick sucked. it makes you guys gay for sucking on my dick.. in fact.. it creeps me out hanging around you fags.. lol

  • By matty (not verified) at 09/26/2008 - 06:07
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Have to tup this up there definetly top 5

"Can we have a phone call?"
"oh I'm sorry you want rights now. you want freedoms? is it freedom-o-clock?"

  • By Anonymous (not verified) at 10/07/2008 - 19:56
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Fixed

"Can we have the right to make a phone call?"
"Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. You want rights now. You want freedoms. Right now. Is it time? Is it freedom o'clock?"

  • By Anonymous (not verified) at 10/07/2008 - 19:58
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This frickin car is sweet...

Kumar: "This frickin' car is sweet!"
Harold: "Oh yeah! Yeah it's sweet cause we're fugitives, driving
a yellow convertible...with the top down, dressed like a**holes!!!"

  • By Anonymous (not verified) at 10/27/2008 - 01:08
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the best two are: "Why the

the best two are:

"Why the the hell is your arse so dirty? don't you wipe?"

"Fuck you donuts are awesome" "They're delicious"

  • By Niente (not verified) at 12/05/2008 - 07:20
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what does the P.H. stand for

what does the P.H. stand for in NPH? Patrick Harris? No, common mistake..POON HANDLER

  • By Anonymous at 11/05/2009 - 08:35
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wat does tph stand for

wat does tph stand for

  • By Anonymous at 02/23/2010 - 18:29
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u boys ready 4 ur cock meat

u boys ready 4 ur cock meat sandwhich (no) wel u beatta get real hurngry fast cuz i gt a hole lot of sperm waiting 4 u lol i edited it a bit x

  • By Anonymous at 11/22/2010 - 04:51
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