What men think about your shoes

Wonder what men think about your shoes, ladies? Here it is!

  • Black Mary Jane Flats - This cute young schoolgirl type seems really shy, but I bet she puts out like a cat in heat.
  • High Heels - Sultry and seductive. Wild and a little bit tipsy. I bet she'll fall over and we can have sex.
  • Stiletto High Heels - Really wild, amazing kisser. She will definitely be a push over and have sex.
  • Sneakers - I bet she runs a lot. I bet she has really strong legs from all that running. Really strong legs that could be wrapped around me. . .
  • Platforms - Hmmm. . . she's pretending to be tall. I bet she's not used to being up here where the air is thin. I bet the lack of oxygen is causing poor judgment. SCORE!
  • Thigh High Boots - drool. . . sex. . . anything you say. . .
  • Sandals - Those sandals look like they'd slip off easily. That sun dress looks like it would too. Then she'd be naked. . .
  • Bare Feet - Her feet are ALREADY naked! WooHoo! That much less to take off.

As you can see, men think about your shoes a great deal and very deeply. Your shoes and you are the center of attention at all times.


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